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Welcome! Please choose ONE of each of the following to make your own cake (and smell it too). When you have chosen, please go to our 'Shop' page and purchase the 'Mix N Match' listing, leave your cake, frosting, and sprinkle choices in the 'notes to seller' field at checkout.
Welcome! Please choose ONE of each of the following to make your own cake (and smell it too). When you have chosen, please go to our 'Shop' page and purchase the 'Mix N Match' listing, leave your cake, frosting, and sprinkle choices in the 'notes to seller' field at checkout.
If you try to add more than three, I will put you on blast in my private FB group full of loyal fans who think more highly of me than Kanye does of himself. Anyway, the differences in many of these options are subtle, but I know my true fans, and people who are hyper-sensitive and just better than others, will appreciate the nuanced experience ordering all possible combinations can provide. I know what it's like to feel deeply frustrated, and even disempowered, when other people don't seem to care that you can tell a sprinkle's color just by smell, and I am here for you. Your gifts should be cherished and you deserve a cake perfume as unique and special as yourself. <3
Cakes:
Cakes:
white cake
yellow cake
vanilla cheese cake
angel food cake
pound cake
confetti cake
crab cake
cake mix cake
sponge cake
Twinkie
cream puff (no cream)
jellyroll sponge (no jelly)
pink vanilla cake (contains real red 40)
White cake
Explicitly Christian Angel food cake (Real "Murican)
Raw hamburger (for men) (Real "Murican)
Frosting:
Frosting:
vanilla buttercream
vegan vanilla buttercream
ermine frosting
vanilla cream cheese
marshmallow fondant
Swiss buttercream
Italian buttercream
royal icing
whipped cream
a stick of plain butter
80s strawberry shortcake dolls, ground into powder, and reconstituted into a meat-like paste using mashed twinkies
Vanilla American Buttercream (Real "Murican)
White South African Buttercream (Real "Murican)
White meringue
Marshmallow fluff
Elon's IVF loads (Real "Murican)
Mayo (for men) (Real "Murican)
Lard (for men) (Real "Murican)
Sprinkles!:
Sprinkles!:
rainbow sprinkles
pink sprinkles
blue sprinkles
green sprinkles
yellow sprinkles
sugar pearls
gum paste flowers
Old Bay
edible glitter
isomalt gems
white sprinkles
gold leaf (Real "Murican)
red, white, and blue sprinkles (Real "Murican)
ashes of American flags (unisex) (Real "Murican)
Protein powder (for men) (Real "Murican)
Pork rinds (for men) (Real "Murican)
Bacon bits (for men) (Real "Murican)
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