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Celebrate the month of romance with Salt & Clove! A reassuring blend of extra sweet milk chocolate, palm oil, pink strawberry-flavored marshmallow creme, and refrigerated roses, intertwined with jarring notes of gunpowder and pepper spray. You may not want to bring a child into this world, but think of the economy!