April Fools!

Happy April Fools Day or whatever day this finds you! Life is a series of surreal horrors, I hope this makes you laugh.

Some of these "perfumes" are obviously poking fun at specific houses, which were primarily chosen for ease of parody. Others are more 'general jerks' of indie perfume cliches or pop culture references, most are a blend of both. The fake shop owner is not based on any single individual and she sucks because I thought it would be funnier. All indie perfume drama referenced was already common knowledge before being picked up here. I'm going to try to keep maintaining this as long as my sanity holds. Most of the images were taken from the first page of results from Google Sites photo search, which is weird and not like normal image search, and have no deeper meanings. 

Since some people have insinuated that this site is AI, it is not. For the sake of transparency, I initially used AI to lazily generate cartoonishly long lists of scent names (in the blog posts dated 3/25/23, 3/10/23, 2/15/23, 2/2/23, 12/20/22, and 10/21/22), but that was in the early days before it got scary. I have removed these lists, so 100% of the text here is human generated. AI sucks.

Special thanks to u/DysonVacuumV8*, u/wee_mayfly+, u/weepy^, and Ducky for moral support and feedback.

If you enjoyed this and want to show your appreciation, donate to any local organizations assisting immigrants. Fuck ICE.